Calendars for Loan Officers for Men
You help people buy homes, chase documents nobody can find, and somehow close deals when rates change at the last minute.
Why This Works
Loan officers live on deadlines and documentation. You're the bridge between dreams and reality, dealing with everyone's stress.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles at closings
- Laptops with flair
- Gifts for LOs
- Office supplies
- Personal gear
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
Get Calendars for Loan Officers
Loan officer stickers in development. Join the list.
Related Professions
Shopping for Women?
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about documentation?
- Some are. We know the missing paystub struggle.
- Do you cover different loan types?
- Mortgage, commercial, personal - building content.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are office-only.
- Can processors enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Loan team solidarity.