Calendars for Dog Groomers for Men
You make dogs beautiful, deal with matted messes owners created, and somehow stay calm when Fluffy tries to bite.
Why This Works
Dog grooming is animal handling meets artistry meets customer service. You transform dogs while managing their anxiety and their owners.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Grooming aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Tool stations
- Gifts for groomers
- Personal gear
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider When Gifting Men
- *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
- *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
- *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
- *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
- *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult dogs?
- Some are. Doodles get mentioned.
- Do you cover different grooming types?
- Breed cuts, creative, mobile - building content.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are groomer-only.
- Can bathers enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Grooming team solidarity.