Calendars for Dog Groomers for Women
You make dogs beautiful, deal with matted messes owners created, and somehow stay calm when Fluffy tries to bite.
Why This Works
Dog grooming is animal handling meets artistry meets customer service. You transform dogs while managing their anxiety and their owners.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Grooming aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
- Tool stations
- Gifts for groomers
- Personal gear
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider When Gifting Women
- *She's probably tired of 'girly' gifts that assume she likes pink
- *Work women have seen some things and their humor reflects it
- *Something that acknowledges her competence, not her gender
- *Gifts that would make HR nervous are usually the right call
- *She doesn't need another mug—but a funny one? Different story
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about difficult dogs?
- Some are. Doodles get mentioned.
- Do you cover different grooming types?
- Breed cuts, creative, mobile - building content.
- Are these client appropriate?
- Some are, some are groomer-only.
- Can bathers enjoy these?
- Absolutely. Grooming team solidarity.