Calendars for Pet Sitters for Men

You care for pets like they're your own, handle emergencies when owners are unreachable, and somehow remember every pet's quirks.

Why This Works

Pet sitting is trusted care for beloved family members. You're responsible for animals in their most vulnerable times - when family is away.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Pet care bags with personality
  • Water bottles on visits
  • Car decor
  • Gifts for pet sitters
  • Personal gear
  • Home office setups

Things to Consider When Gifting Men

  • *Men rarely buy themselves anything fun for their desk
  • *They'll pretend they don't want gifts but secretly love them
  • *Humor lands better than anything 'nice'
  • *Avoid anything that looks like it came from a corporate catalog
  • *The more it roasts them, the more they'll appreciate it

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about difficult pets?
Some are. Every pet has their thing.
Do you cover different pet types?
Dogs, cats, exotics - building content.
Are these client appropriate?
Some are, some are sitter-network-only.
Can boarding staff enjoy these?
Lots of overlap. Pet care solidarity.