Calendars Under $25
The Goldilocks zone of workplace gifting. Find the perfect calendars without breaking the bank.
Why Calendars Under $25
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Twenty-five bucks is the universal 'I put in effort but didn't remortgage my house' price point. It's what most office gift exchanges land on because it's high enough to get something decent and low enough that nobody feels weird. This is the budget where you can actually impress people—or at least make them snort-laugh in front of HR.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect Occasions for $25 Calendars
- Office Gift Exchanges
- Work Anniversaries
- Promotion Celebrations
- Birthday Gifts
- Team Appreciation
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Join the list for gifts that say 'I care' without saying 'I care too much.' Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is $25 enough for a good work gift?
- It's the sweet spot. Under $25 can feel cheap for some occasions, over $25 starts feeling like you're trying too hard or angling for a promotion. $25 is Switzerland—neutral and universally acceptable.
- What's the best $25 gift for someone I don't know well?
- Stick to universally relatable office humor. Everyone has meetings they hate, emails they ignore, and a complicated relationship with the printer. You don't need to know their hobbies to know their pain.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.