Calendars for Line Cooks Under $25
The Goldilocks zone of workplace gifting. The perfect calendars for the line cooks in your life without breaking the bank.
Why Calendars for Line Cooks
Line cooking is the backbone of every restaurant. You're underpaid, overheated, and somehow still proud of every plate.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About the $25 Budget
Twenty-five bucks is the universal 'I put in effort but didn't remortgage my house' price point. It's what most office gift exchanges land on because it's high enough to get something decent and low enough that nobody feels weird. This is the budget where you can actually impress people—or at least make them snort-laugh in front of HR.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect Occasions for $25 Gifts
- Office Gift Exchanges
- Work Anniversaries
- Promotion Celebrations
- Birthday Gifts
- Team Appreciation
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- Knife rolls with personality
- Water bottles in the kitchen
- Locker decor
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is $25 enough for a good work gift?
- It's the sweet spot. Under $25 can feel cheap for some occasions, over $25 starts feeling like you're trying too hard or angling for a promotion. $25 is Switzerland—neutral and universally acceptable.
- What's the best $25 gift for someone I don't know well?
- Stick to universally relatable office humor. Everyone has meetings they hate, emails they ignore, and a complicated relationship with the printer. You don't need to know their hobbies to know their pain.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these about the rush?
- Some are. Friday night service gets its due.