Calendars Under $50
When you want to go big (but not suspiciously big). Find the perfect calendars without breaking the bank.
Why Calendars Under $50
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
Fifty dollars says 'this person matters to me' without triggering an HR investigation into your relationship. This is boss gift territory. Retirement party territory. 'You saved my ass on that project and I'll never forget it' territory. These are the gifts that sit on desks for years, not the ones that end up in a drawer by January.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect Occasions for $50 Calendars
- Boss Appreciation
- Retirement Parties
- Major Promotions
- Farewell Gifts
- Mentor Thank Yous
- Client Gifts
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Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is $50 too much for a coworker gift?
- For a random coworker? Probably—you'll make things weird. For your boss, a retiring colleague, or someone who literally saved your job? It's perfectly appropriate. Context is everything.
- What makes a $50 gift worth it over a $25 one?
- Quality and longevity. A $50 gift should feel substantial—better materials, nicer packaging, something that looks intentional on a desk for years. It's the difference between 'cute gift' and 'wow, they really thought about this.'
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.