Sarcastic Gifts Posters for Baristas
For when 'per my last email' isn't enough. The perfect sarcastic gifts posters for the baristas in your life.
Why Sarcastic Gifts Posters for Baristas
Barista work is fast-paced, detailed, and underappreciated. You're an artist, chemist, and therapist before most people are awake. These stickers get the coffee grind.
Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.
The Vibe
- “Oh wow, another meeting”
- “I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right”
- “Sure, I'd love to help with that”
- “This is fine (everything is on fire)”
What You Get
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
- Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
- Personal tumblers with attitude
- Apron pins and flair
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?
- They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
- Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?
- That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
- What sizes are available?
- We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
- Are these about difficult orders?
- Some are. The 27-modification drink gets its moment.