Sarcastic Gifts Mousepads for EMTs

For when 'per my last email' isn't enough. The perfect sarcastic gifts mousepads for the emts in your life.

Why Sarcastic Gifts Mousepads for EMTs

EMT work is intense, underpaid, and misunderstood. You're not ambulance drivers - you're lifesavers working in the back of a moving vehicle. These stickers get the reality.

Sarcasm is the unofficial language of every office. It's how we survive meetings that could've been emails, celebrate 'mandatory fun,' and express our deepest feelings about the reply-all button. These gifts speak fluent eye-roll and translate corporate speak into what everyone's actually thinking. Perfect for anyone who's mastered the art of saying one thing while meaning the exact opposite.

The Vibe

  • “Oh wow, another meeting”
  • “I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right”
  • “Sure, I'd love to help with that”
  • “This is fine (everything is on fire)”

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • The coworker who communicates exclusively in air quotes
  • Anyone who's ever said 'fascinating' without meaning it
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Rig clipboards that need personality
  • Water bottles for long shifts

Get First Access

EMT sticker collection in the works. Drop your email for early access.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these gifts actually sarcastic or just kind of rude?
They walk the beautiful line between witty and slightly unhinged. Plausible deniability included at no extra charge.
Will my coworker know I'm being sarcastic?
That's the beauty of it. Smart ones will get it. The others will think you're being nice. Win-win.
What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Are these stickers about trauma?
Some touch on the heavy stuff with humor - the way EMTs actually cope. Nothing exploitative.
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