Petty Gifts Tote Bags for Baristas
Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt. The perfect petty gifts tote bags for the baristas in your life.
Why Petty Gifts Tote Bags for Baristas
Barista work is fast-paced, detailed, and underappreciated. You're an artist, chemist, and therapist before most people are awake. These stickers get the coffee grind.
Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.
The Vibe
- “This meeting could've been an email (framed)”
- “Congrats on doing the bare minimum”
- “I remembered what you said in 2019”
- “Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read”
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
- People with excellent memories for minor slights
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Personal tumblers with attitude
- Apron pins and flair
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is being petty really the answer?
- Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
- What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
- Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- Are these about difficult orders?
- Some are. The 27-modification drink gets its moment.