Petty Gifts Stickers for Machinists

Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt. The perfect petty gifts stickers for the machinists in your life.

Why Petty Gifts Stickers for Machinists

Machining is precision work that makes everything else possible. You create the parts that go in everything. These stickers honor the craft.

Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.

The Vibe

  • “This meeting could've been an email (framed)”
  • “Congrats on doing the bare minimum”
  • “I remembered what you said in 2019”
  • “Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read”

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
  • People with excellent memories for minor slights
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes with personality
  • CNC machines with flair

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is being petty really the answer?
Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Are these about engineers?
Some reference the machinist-engineer dynamic. All in good fun.
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