Petty Gifts Posters for 911 Operators

Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt. The perfect petty gifts posters for the 911 operators in your life.

Why Petty Gifts Posters for 911 Operators

911 operators hear trauma daily and carry it home. You're first responders who never leave the building but experience every call. These stickers acknowledge that weight with humor.

Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.

The Vibe

  • This meeting could've been an email (framed)
  • Congrats on doing the bare minimum
  • I remembered what you said in 2019
  • Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read

What You Get

  • +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
  • +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
  • +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
  • +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy

Perfect For

  • Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
  • People with excellent memories for minor slights
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
  • Console areas with personality
  • Water bottles for long shifts

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is being petty really the answer?
Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
What sizes are available?
We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
Are these about ridiculous 911 calls?
Some are. We all know people call 911 for things that definitely aren't emergencies.