Petty Gifts Mugs for Pilots

Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt. The perfect petty gifts mugs for the pilots in your life.

Why Petty Gifts Mugs for Pilots

Piloting is responsibility at 35,000 feet. You manage complex systems while passengers complain about things beyond your control.

Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.

The Vibe

  • “This meeting could've been an email (framed)”
  • “Congrats on doing the bare minimum”
  • “I remembered what you said in 2019”
  • “Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read”

What You Get

  • +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
  • People with excellent memories for minor slights
  • Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
  • Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
  • Flight bags with personality
  • Water bottles in the cockpit

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is being petty really the answer?
Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
Are these about delays?
Some are. We know it's not your fault.
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