Petty Gifts Mugs for Dental Assistants
Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt. The perfect petty gifts mugs for the dental assistants in your life.
Why Petty Gifts Mugs for Dental Assistants
Dental assistants run the show. You prep, assist, clean up, and manage patient anxiety - all while keeping the schedule on track. The dentist gets the credit, you do the work.
Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.
The Vibe
- “This meeting could've been an email (framed)”
- “Congrats on doing the bare minimum”
- “I remembered what you said in 2019”
- “Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read”
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
- People with excellent memories for minor slights
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Scrub tops that need flair
- Water bottles in the break room
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is being petty really the answer?
- Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
- What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
- Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- Do you understand dental assisting?
- Yes. We know you're not just 'the person who does suction.'