Petty Gifts Mousepads for Car Salespeople

Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt. The perfect petty gifts mousepads for the car salespeople in your life.

Why Petty Gifts Mousepads for Car Salespeople

Car sales is a grind. Long hours, tire kickers, and customers who think they know your invoice. You hustle through it all.

Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.

The Vibe

  • “This meeting could've been an email (framed)”
  • “Congrats on doing the bare minimum”
  • “I remembered what you said in 2019”
  • “Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read”

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
  • People with excellent memories for minor slights
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Desk decor with personality
  • Water bottles on the lot

Get First Access

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Related Professions

MechanicsSales RepsAccount Executives

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is being petty really the answer?
Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Are these about tire kickers?
Some are. We know the 'just looking' struggle.
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