Petty Gifts Desk Plates for Uber/Lyft Drivers
Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt. The perfect petty gifts desk plates for the uber/lyft drivers in your life.
Why Petty Gifts Desk Plates for Uber/Lyft Drivers
Rideshare driving is customer service in your personal car. You're rated on everything while handling whatever gets in your backseat.
Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.
The Vibe
- “This meeting could've been an email (framed)”
- “Congrats on doing the bare minimum”
- “I remembered what you said in 2019”
- “Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read”
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
- People with excellent memories for minor slights
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Car dashboards with personality
- Water bottles for driving
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is being petty really the answer?
- Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
- What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
- Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- Are these about ratings?
- Some are. The rating system is its own comedy.