Petty Gifts Coasters for Window Cleaners
Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt. The perfect petty gifts coasters for the window cleaners in your life.
Why Petty Gifts Coasters for Window Cleaners
Window cleaning is precision work with serious heights. You see views others only dream of while making glass disappear.
Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.
The Vibe
- “This meeting could've been an email (framed)”
- “Congrats on doing the bare minimum”
- “I remembered what you said in 2019”
- “Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read”
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
- People with excellent memories for minor slights
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Equipment bags with personality
- Water bottles on site
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is being petty really the answer?
- Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
- What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
- Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Are these about heights?
- Some are. The view up there is something else.