Petty Gifts Coasters for Fulfillment Workers

Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt. The perfect petty gifts coasters for the fulfillment workers in your life.

Why Petty Gifts Coasters for Fulfillment Workers

Fulfillment work is the engine of e-commerce. You're measured constantly and expected to perform like machines. These stickers honor the human behind the metrics.

Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.

The Vibe

  • “This meeting could've been an email (framed)”
  • “Congrats on doing the bare minimum”
  • “I remembered what you said in 2019”
  • “Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read”

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
  • People with excellent memories for minor slights
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Water bottles that survive
  • Locker room personality

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Warehouse WorkersTruck DriversDelivery Drivers

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is being petty really the answer?
Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Are these about the algorithms?
Some reference the tracking. We know what it's like.
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