Petty Gifts Calendars for Delivery Drivers

Because revenge is a dish best served with a gift receipt. The perfect petty gifts calendars for the delivery drivers in your life.

Why Petty Gifts Calendars for Delivery Drivers

Delivery driving is racing against time while people watch you on their doorbell cameras. You're the final link in the chain. These stickers honor that hustle.

Being petty gets a bad reputation, but honestly? It's self-care. It's acknowledging the small injustices—the stolen parking spot, the meeting that went 45 minutes over, the 'quick question' that was neither—and responding with proportional pettiness. These gifts celebrate the art of being just slightly vindictive in a socially acceptable way.

The Vibe

  • “This meeting could've been an email (framed)”
  • “Congrats on doing the bare minimum”
  • “I remembered what you said in 2019”
  • “Per my last email, which you clearly didn't read”

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Anyone who's ever kept receipts (metaphorically)
  • People with excellent memories for minor slights
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Van dashboards with personality
  • Water bottles on route

Get First Access

Delivery driver stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is being petty really the answer?
Is it THE answer? No. Is it AN answer that provides emotional satisfaction? Absolutely.
What's the difference between petty and passive aggressive?
Passive aggressive avoids confrontation. Petty confronts, just in really small, annoying ways.
What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Do you cover different delivery types?
Package, food, grocery - building collections for all.
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