Passive Aggressive Gifts Tote Bags for Sysadmins

For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly. The perfect passive aggressive gifts tote bags for the sysadmins in your life.

Why Passive Aggressive Gifts Tote Bags for Sysadmins

Sysadmin life is invisible when you're succeeding and blamed when anything fails. You're on-call for problems you didn't create. These stickers get the ops life.

Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.

The Vibe

  • “I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed”
  • “Hope this helps :)”
  • “As previously discussed...”
  • “Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)”

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
  • Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Laptops with personality
  • Server room entertainment

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Frequently Asked Questions

Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
Will the person know the gift is about them?
If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
Are these about users?
Some reference the sysadmin-user dynamic. All in good fun.
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