Passive Aggressive Gifts Mugs for Private Investigators

For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly. The perfect passive aggressive gifts mugs for the private investigators in your life.

Why Passive Aggressive Gifts Mugs for Private Investigators

Private investigation is patience meets persistence. You do the work that requires sitting in cars and sifting through data.

Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.

The Vibe

  • “I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed”
  • “Hope this helps :)”
  • “As previously discussed...”
  • “Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)”

What You Get

  • +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
  • Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
  • Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
  • Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
  • Work bags with personality
  • Water bottles for stakeouts

Get First Access

Private investigator stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
Will the person know the gift is about them?
If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
Are these about stakeouts?
Some are. The waiting is real.
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