Passive Aggressive Gifts Mousepads for Auditors
For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly. The perfect passive aggressive gifts mousepads for the auditors in your life.
Why Passive Aggressive Gifts Mousepads for Auditors
Auditing means being the necessary evil. You protect organizations by finding their weaknesses, and nobody thanks you for it.
Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.
The Vibe
- “I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed”
- “Hope this helps :)”
- “As previously discussed...”
- “Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)”
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
- Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles on site
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
- So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
- Will the person know the gift is about them?
- If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Are these about being unwelcome?
- Some reference the auditor experience. All in good fun.