Passive Aggressive Gifts Coasters for Judges
For messages you'd rather not say out loud. Or to their face. Or ever directly. The perfect passive aggressive gifts coasters for the judges in your life.
Why Passive Aggressive Gifts Coasters for Judges
Judges carry immense responsibility while dealing with the legal profession's worst habits. The robe comes with pressure few understand.
Direct confrontation is so exhausting. Why have an uncomfortable conversation when you can let a strategically placed desk accessory do the talking? These gifts deliver pointed messages with a smile, perfect for coworkers who 'borrow' your lunch, reply-all enthusiasts, and people who schedule meetings at 4:55 PM. It's communication for people who'd rather not.
The Vibe
- “I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed”
- “Hope this helps :)”
- “As previously discussed...”
- “Thanks for your patience (you had no choice)”
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- The coworker who keeps 'forgetting' to mute on calls
- Someone who needs a hint about their fish microwaving habit
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Chambers decor with personality
- Water bottles at the bench
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Isn't being passive aggressive unhealthy?
- So is bottling everything up until you snap. Consider this a pressure release valve with better aesthetics.
- Will the person know the gift is about them?
- If they're self-aware, yes. If not, well, that's kind of the whole problem, isn't it?
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Are these about attorneys?
- Some reference attorney behavior. All in good fun.