Inappropriate Gifts Desk Plates for Butchers
Gifts HR wishes you wouldn't give. But you will anyway. The perfect inappropriate gifts desk plates for the butchers in your life.
Why Inappropriate Gifts Desk Plates for Butchers
Butchery is skilled craft work in cold conditions. You're an artist with a knife and an educator for everyone's dinner.
Some gifts play it safe. These gifts look at the line, acknowledge it, and take one deliberate step over it. They're for workplaces where people actually like each other and have developed the kind of friendship where boundaries are more like suggestions. Not for the faint of heart, the overly professional, or anyone who's ever unironically said 'let's circle back.'
The Vibe
- “I tolerate you more than most people”
- “You're my favorite coworker to complain about others with”
- “Thanks for not reporting me to HR. Yet.”
- “World's most adequate employee”
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Work besties who've seen each other at the holiday party
- Teams that bond over inappropriate group chat humor
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Aprons with personality
- Water bottles at work
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How inappropriate are we talking?
- Enough to be funny, not enough to get sued. We walk a careful line so you don't have to.
- Can I give these to anyone at work?
- Know your audience. Best friend at work? Yes. New hire you just met? Probably hold off.
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- Are these about explaining cuts?
- Some are. The ribeye vs NY strip conversation is eternal.