Dark Humor Gifts Stickers for Pharmacy Techs
Because sometimes you have to laugh to keep from screaming into the void. The perfect dark humor gifts stickers for the pharmacy techs in your life.
Why Dark Humor Gifts Stickers for Pharmacy Techs
Pharmacy tech work is repetitive, precise, and underappreciated. You're the barrier between patients and medication errors, dealing with insurance nightmares and impossible wait times. We see you.
Dark humor isn't pessimism—it's advanced optimism. It's acknowledging that work can be soul-crushing while choosing to laugh about it anyway. These gifts are for the realists, the survivors, and anyone who's ever stared into the abyss of their inbox and felt it stare back. If gallows humor is your love language, welcome home.
The Vibe
- “I survived another meeting that should've been an email”
- “My soul left my body in Q3”
- “Dead inside but still clocking in”
- “This job is temporary. My resentment is forever.”
What You Get
- +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Healthcare workers who've seen some things
- Anyone in their third career pivot
- Water bottles that need to make a statement
- Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
- Pill counting trays that need personality
- Water bottles behind the counter
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is dark humor the same as being negative?
- No, it's being realistic with a sense of humor. Negative people complain. We make merch.
- Will HR have a problem with these gifts?
- HR has problems with everything. That's kind of their whole deal. But these are designed to be just vague enough.
- Are these stickers actually waterproof?
- Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
- Do you cover retail and hospital pharmacy?
- Yes. Both worlds have their own chaos and we're honoring both.