Dark Humor Gifts Mousepads for Pharmacy Techs
Because sometimes you have to laugh to keep from screaming into the void. The perfect dark humor gifts mousepads for the pharmacy techs in your life.
Why Dark Humor Gifts Mousepads for Pharmacy Techs
Pharmacy tech work is repetitive, precise, and underappreciated. You're the barrier between patients and medication errors, dealing with insurance nightmares and impossible wait times. We see you.
Dark humor isn't pessimism—it's advanced optimism. It's acknowledging that work can be soul-crushing while choosing to laugh about it anyway. These gifts are for the realists, the survivors, and anyone who's ever stared into the abyss of their inbox and felt it stare back. If gallows humor is your love language, welcome home.
The Vibe
- “I survived another meeting that should've been an email”
- “My soul left my body in Q3”
- “Dead inside but still clocking in”
- “This job is temporary. My resentment is forever.”
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Healthcare workers who've seen some things
- Anyone in their third career pivot
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Pill counting trays that need personality
- Water bottles behind the counter
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Is dark humor the same as being negative?
- No, it's being realistic with a sense of humor. Negative people complain. We make merch.
- Will HR have a problem with these gifts?
- HR has problems with everything. That's kind of their whole deal. But these are designed to be just vague enough.
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Do you cover retail and hospital pharmacy?
- Yes. Both worlds have their own chaos and we're honoring both.