Practical Tote Bags for Security Guards
Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect tote bags for the security guards in your life.
Why Practical Tote Bags for Security Guards
Security work is vigilance punctuated by chaos. You're essential but often invisible until something goes wrong.
For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.
About Our Tote Bags
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
- Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on post
Get First Access
Security guard stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Tote Bags for Security Guards in Other Styles
Frequently Asked Questions
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- What material are they?
- Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
- Are these about long shifts?
- Some are. The boredom-to-chaos ratio is real.
- Do you cover different security types?
- Corporate, retail, event - building content.