Practical Tote Bags for Sales Reps

Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect tote bags for the sales reps in your life.

Why Practical Tote Bags for Sales Reps

Sales is a rollercoaster of highs and lows. You live on commission, die on quota, and somehow keep dialing.

For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.

About Our Tote Bags

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
  • Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Desk decor with personality
  • Water bottles at meetings

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Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?
Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
Are these about rejection?
Some are. It's therapeutic to laugh at it.
Do you cover different industries?
SaaS, retail, B2B - building collections.
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