Practical Stickers for Car Salespeople

Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect stickers for the car salespeople in your life.

Why Practical Stickers for Car Salespeople

Car sales is a grind. Long hours, tire kickers, and customers who think they know your invoice. You hustle through it all.

For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.

About Our Stickers

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
  • Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Desk decor with personality
  • Water bottles on the lot

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?
Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
Are these about tire kickers?
Some are. We know the 'just looking' struggle.
Do you cover different brands?
Universal car sales humor. Every lot relates.