Practical Posters for Painters

Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect posters for the painters in your life.

Why Practical Posters for Painters

Painting is precision work that looks easy until you try it. You create clean lines and handle customers who can't decide on colors.

For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.

About Our Posters

You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.

What You Get

  • +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
  • +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
  • +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
  • +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy

Perfect For

  • The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
  • Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
  • Work clothes with personality
  • Water bottles on site

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?
We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
Do they come framed?
Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
Are these about color changes?
Some are. The mid-job change gets mentioned.
Do you cover residential and commercial?
Both. Different scales, same precision.