Practical Posters for Massage Therapists

Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect posters for the massage therapists in your life.

Why Practical Posters for Massage Therapists

Massage therapy is physically demanding healing work. You give relaxation while your own body takes the toll.

For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.

About Our Posters

You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.

What You Get

  • +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
  • +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
  • +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
  • +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy

Perfect For

  • The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
  • Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
  • Treatment room decor
  • Water bottles at work

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Massage therapist stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?
We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
Do they come framed?
Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
Are these about difficult clients?
Some reference the challenges. All professionally handled.
Do you cover different modalities?
Swedish, deep tissue, sports - building content.