Practical Mousepads for Copywriters

Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect mousepads for the copywriters in your life.

Why Practical Mousepads for Copywriters

Copywriting is invisible craftsmanship. Great copy looks easy because you made it that way through dozens of rewrites.

For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.

About Our Mousepads

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
  • Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Laptops full of drafts
  • Water bottles at the desk

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these about bad briefs?
Some are. 'Make it viral' gets mentioned.
Do you cover different copy types?
Brand, UX, direct response - building content.