Practical Desk Plates for Uber/Lyft Drivers
Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect desk plates for the uber/lyft drivers in your life.
Why Practical Desk Plates for Uber/Lyft Drivers
Rideshare driving is customer service in your personal car. You're rated on everything while handling whatever gets in your backseat.
For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.
About Our Desk Plates
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
- Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Car dashboards with personality
- Water bottles for driving
Get First Access
Rideshare driver stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
- Are these about ratings?
- Some are. The rating system is its own comedy.
- Do you cover both platforms?
- Universal rideshare humor. All drivers relate.