Practical Coasters for Corrections Officers

Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect coasters for the corrections officers in your life.

Why Practical Coasters for Corrections Officers

Corrections is the first responder job no one talks about. You're locked in with the people everyone else locks away. The stress is constant, the recognition is minimal. These stickers see you.

For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.

About Our Coasters

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
  • Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Water bottles that survive shifts
  • Locker room personality

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Do you understand corrections work?
Yes. We know it's not just 'watching inmates.'
Are these about inmates?
Some reference the interactions, but these are about the CO experience, not mocking inmates.