Practical Coasters for Chefs

Actually useful. Still funny. The holy grail of workplace gifts. The perfect coasters for the chefs in your life.

Why Practical Coasters for Chefs

Chef life is controlled chaos. You're an artist, a leader, and a masochist who chose to work when everyone else is celebrating.

For people who think 'what's the point' when they see a decorative gift. These are gifts that earn their desk real estate by being genuinely useful—while still having enough personality to not be boring. Function meets irreverence.

About Our Coasters

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • The coworker who complains about 'dust collectors'
  • Minimalists who only keep things that serve a purpose
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Chef coats with personality
  • Water bottles in the kitchen

Get First Access

Chef stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about kitchen stress?
Some are. We know the pressure.
Do you cover different kitchen types?
Fine dining, casual, fast-paced - building content.