Personalized Desk Name Plates

Nothing says 'I put in effort' like their name on something mildly insulting. Find the perfect desk plates for every profession.

Why Personalized Desk Plates

Custom gifts that prove you didn't just grab something last minute. Add names, inside jokes, specific roasts, or dates that mean something. Personalization transforms a gift from 'nice' to 'okay, you really know me.' The extra effort shows.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

What You Get

+Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
+Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
+Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
+Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Best For

Work anniversaries and milestones
Gifts between close work friends
Retirement presents with personal touches
Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
Home offices where you make the rules
Reception areas with a sense of humor

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?: Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?: Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Can I get a custom title made?: We're working on custom options. For now, email us with your idea - if it's good enough, we might add it to the collection and send you one free.
Will my boss be offended?: Possibly. But if your boss can't take a joke, that's kind of the problem these plates are addressing, isn't it?

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