Personalized Calendars for General Labor
Nothing says 'I put in effort' like their name on something mildly insulting. The perfect calendars for the general labor in your life.
Why Personalized Calendars for General Labor
General labor is the hardest work on any site and gets the least recognition. You're essential to every project but rarely get the credit. These stickers see you.
Custom gifts that prove you didn't just grab something last minute. Add names, inside jokes, specific roasts, or dates that mean something. Personalization transforms a gift from 'nice' to 'okay, you really know me.' The extra effort shows.
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Work anniversaries and milestones
- Gifts between close work friends
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Hard hats with personality
- Water bottles that survive
Get First Access
General labor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about being entry-level?
- No. These are about the real work laborers do, not entry-level jokes.
- Are these hard hat safe?
- Yes. Built to survive site conditions.