Personalized Calendars for Developers

Nothing says 'I put in effort' like their name on something mildly insulting. The perfect calendars for the developers in your life.

Why Personalized Calendars for Developers

Development is creative problem-solving with impossible deadlines. You're expected to estimate work accurately while requirements change daily. These stickers understand.

Custom gifts that prove you didn't just grab something last minute. Add names, inside jokes, specific roasts, or dates that mean something. Personalization transforms a gift from 'nice' to 'okay, you really know me.' The extra effort shows.

About Our Calendars

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Work anniversaries and milestones
  • Gifts between close work friends
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Laptops covered in stickers
  • Monitor setups with flair

Get First Access

Developer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these language-specific?
Some are. Building collections for different stacks.
Are these about product managers?
Some reference the developer-PM dynamic. All in good fun.