Personalized Calendars for Dental Assistants

Nothing says 'I put in effort' like their name on something mildly insulting. The perfect calendars for the dental assistants in your life.

Why Personalized Calendars for Dental Assistants

Dental assistants run the show. You prep, assist, clean up, and manage patient anxiety - all while keeping the schedule on track. The dentist gets the credit, you do the work.

Custom gifts that prove you didn't just grab something last minute. Add names, inside jokes, specific roasts, or dates that mean something. Personalization transforms a gift from 'nice' to 'okay, you really know me.' The extra effort shows.

About Our Calendars

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Work anniversaries and milestones
  • Gifts between close work friends
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Scrub tops that need flair
  • Water bottles in the break room

Get First Access

Dental assistant stickers coming soon. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Do you understand dental assisting?
Yes. We know you're not just 'the person who does suction.'
Are these about difficult patients?
Some are. The ones who haven't flossed since their last visit will be referenced.