Gag Tote Bags for Servers
Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect tote bags for the servers in your life.
Why Gag Tote Bags for Servers
Serving is one of the hardest jobs people think is easy. You're running a marathon while being judged on your personality. These stickers get the server struggle.
Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.
About Our Tote Bags
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges
- Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Server books with personality
- Water bottles in the back
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- What material are they?
- Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
- Are these about bad tippers?
- Some are. It's therapeutic venting.
- Do you cover fine dining and casual?
- Yes. Different environments, same server energy.