Gag Work Tote Bags

Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. Find the perfect tote bags for every profession.

Why Gag Tote Bags

Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

What You Get

+Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
+Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
+Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
+Machine washable for when life gets messy

Best For

White elephant exchanges
Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
The office prankster who deserves a taste of their own medicine
Daily commutes that need entertainment
Grocery runs after work because you're already out
Gym bags for stress relief sessions

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Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the tote bags?: 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?: Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
Can I wash them?: Yes. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. They're designed to handle real life, which means coffee spills and mystery stains from public transit.
Will the print crack or peel?: Nope. We use screen printing that's embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. It'll last longer than most of your coworkers.

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