Gag Stickers for Phlebotomists

Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect stickers for the phlebotomists in your life.

Why Gag Stickers for Phlebotomists

Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.

Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.

About Our Stickers

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • White elephant exchanges
  • Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Tourniquet pouches with style
  • Water bottles for hydration breaks

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?
Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
Are these about bad veins?
Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.