Gag Posters for Phlebotomists
Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect posters for the phlebotomists in your life.
Why Gag Posters for Phlebotomists
Phlebotomy is an art and a science. You're judged on every stick, deal with difficult veins and difficult patients, and somehow make it look easy. These stickers celebrate that skill.
Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.
About Our Posters
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
What You Get
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges
- Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
- Tourniquet pouches with style
- Water bottles for hydration breaks
Get First Access
Phlebotomist stickers in the works. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What sizes are available?
- We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
- Do they come framed?
- Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
- Are these about bad veins?
- Some are. We know the struggle of rolling veins and patients who 'just drank water.'
- Do you have hospital vs outpatient humor?
- We cover both. Different challenges, same skills.