Gag Calendars for Corrections Officers

Maximum chaos. Minimal regret. Okay, maybe some regret. The perfect calendars for the corrections officers in your life.

Why Gag Calendars for Corrections Officers

Corrections is the first responder job no one talks about. You're locked in with the people everyone else locks away. The stress is constant, the recognition is minimal. These stickers see you.

Pure joke gifts designed for the laugh, not the long haul. These might end up in a drawer after the initial reaction, but that reaction will be legendary. Perfect for white elephants, roasting your work bestie, or any situation where memorable beats meaningful.

About Our Calendars

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • White elephant exchanges
  • Farewell roasts for departing coworkers
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Water bottles that survive shifts
  • Locker room personality

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Do you understand corrections work?
Yes. We know it's not just 'watching inmates.'
Are these about inmates?
Some reference the interactions, but these are about the CO experience, not mocking inmates.