Funny Calendars for Corrections Officers
Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect calendars for the corrections officers in your life.
Why Funny Calendars for Corrections Officers
Corrections is the first responder job no one talks about. You're locked in with the people everyone else locks away. The stress is constant, the recognition is minimal. These stickers see you.
Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges where you want to win
- Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Water bottles that survive shifts
- Locker room personality
Get First Access
Corrections stickers coming soon. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Do you understand corrections work?
- Yes. We know it's not just 'watching inmates.'
- Are these about inmates?
- Some reference the interactions, but these are about the CO experience, not mocking inmates.