Funny Coasters for Mortgage Brokers
Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect coasters for the mortgage brokers in your life.
Why Funny Coasters for Mortgage Brokers
Mortgage brokers are the deal makers of real estate finance. You find options others can't and make impossible loans happen.
Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.
About Our Coasters
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges where you want to win
- Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Office decor with personality
- Water bottles at closings
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Are these about rate changes?
- Some are. We know the daily roller coaster.
- Do you cover different loan types?
- Conventional, FHA, VA, non-QM - building content.