Funny Calendars for Mortgage Brokers
Gifts that make people actually laugh. Not polite-chuckle laugh. Real laugh. The perfect calendars for the mortgage brokers in your life.
Why Funny Calendars for Mortgage Brokers
Mortgage brokers are the deal makers of real estate finance. You find options others can't and make impossible loans happen.
Our bread and butter. Funny gifts that walk the line between 'this is hilarious' and 'should I be worried about you?' These are conversation starters, desk centerpieces, and the reason your coworker snorts coffee through their nose during a meeting.
About Our Calendars
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- White elephant exchanges where you want to win
- Coworkers who communicate primarily in memes
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Office decor with personality
- Water bottles at closings
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about rate changes?
- Some are. We know the daily roller coaster.
- Do you cover different loan types?
- Conventional, FHA, VA, non-QM - building content.