Gifts for Employees - Stickers for Paramedics
You do ER-level interventions in the back of a moving box. With bad lighting. And someone's family watching. No big deal.
Why This Works
Paramedic work is medicine in the most chaotic environment possible. You're making critical decisions with limited info and zero backup. These stickers honor that reality.
Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.
What You Get
- -Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
- -Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
- -Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
- -UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience
Perfect For
- Drug bags that need labeling with style
- Water bottles for post-call hydration
- Gear lockers at the station
- Gifts for new medics
- Clipboards that see too much
- Personal vehicles with attitude
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
Get Stickers for Paramedics
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do these make fun of EMTs?
- No gatekeeping here. We respect the whole EMS chain.
- Are these stickers durable enough for gear?
- Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and built for the field.
- Do you have 911 vs IFT humor?
- We cover both worlds. No judgment either way.
- Can I request specific protocols or medications to roast?
- Yes. We love specific humor. Email us your ideas.