Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Warehouse Workers
You move packages at impossible speeds, meet metrics that keep getting higher, and somehow find ways to make the shift go faster.
Why This Works
Warehouse work is physical, fast-paced, and tracked to the second. You're the reason online orders arrive. These stickers honor the grind.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Water bottles that survive
- Locker room personality
- Hard hats and gear
- Gifts for warehouse crew
- Personal items with flair
- Break room entertainment
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
Get Calendars for Warehouse Workers
Warehouse stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about the metrics?
- Some are. We know what it's like to be tracked.
- Do you cover different warehouse types?
- Fulfillment centers, distribution, cold storage - building them all.
- Are these company-specific?
- No specific company content. Universal warehouse humor.
- Can management enjoy these?
- The ones who've worked the floor will relate.