Gifts for Employees - Calendars for Teachers
You teach, counsel, parent, nurse, and referee - all before lunch. Then you go home and grade papers while people ask what you do all summer.
Why This Works
Teaching is everything at once for not enough money. You're changing lives while buying your own supplies. These stickers honor the real work.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- -365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- -Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- -Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- -Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Teacher mugs with attitude
- Laptops full of lesson plans
- Water bottles that survive
- Gifts for educators
- Classroom decor
- Grade book covers
Things to Consider for Employees
- *Equity matters—if you can't give the same thing to everyone, give nothing publicly
- *Branded company merch only counts as a gift if it's actually something they'd use
- *Gift cards feel impersonal, but honestly? Your team would rather have the cash value
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these about students?
- Some reference the challenges. Nothing mean - we love kids.
- Do you cover different grade levels?
- Elementary, middle, high school - building collections for each.
- Are these classroom-appropriate?
- Some are, some are teacher-lounge only. We label them.
- Can I suggest subject-specific jokes?
- Yes. Math teachers and English teachers have different struggles.